Travel to USA

“When are you home from work?” My wife asks. “At 4 pm” I said. “Can you pick up the kids on your way?” She asks. “Of cause” I said. This year we are travel to USA. It is the first time we are going there. We were flying with the airplane company called “Jupitor.” Their airplanes are really big. When our daughter Mona Lisa said “I have to pee,” it was really difficult to find a toilet, because the plane was so big. On the flight my wife read the book “Fifty Shades of Grey”. She loves that book. When we landed, we ate breakfast at Burger King. It’s really typical in USA. After that we saw a sign with a train and go there. We took the train and went on shopping. There was a lot of hardware store, my wife bought a lot of stuff, example cups, plates and knife. We wanted to find some vegetables, but it is very difficult to find in the USA. A last we found a store on “Brørupstreet” and then we bought cucumbers and tomatoes and some carrots. Later we went on a museum about John F. Kennedy. It was very interesting, the Thompson gun he was shoots with, was also shown. There are a lot of birds in the US streets. We saw blackbirds, starlings and crows. There is also a lot of stop signs and my wife Rimmel almost when out in front of a car, because she missed one sign. The taxies in US do not stop for the foot passengers. There are also so many Ben & Jerry´s stores, so of cause we also got one ice cream from here and it was really good. The big city and its cultures have really impressed us, there are so many people and they are so sweet. We will recommend anyone to go there.

Travel writing

Chanel is visiting Billy in Denmark, the clock is 11:00 am and they are walking down the street, when she says.

Chanel: “How are you Billy?”

Billy: “I’m really good, Chanel! How about you?”

Chanel: “I really enjoy being in Denmark with you.”

Suddenly a child screams: “I want an ice-cream, mommy!” The child seems really pissed and he keeps on screaming until his mom tells him to stop and that she will get him some Kellogg’s breakfast or some Lays chips.

Chanel and Billy move on again and they see a family discussing something about planets, they say something about the moon, sun and something about mars men. When suddenly a newspaper guy shouts John F. Kennedy is dead, and something about he was killed with a special type of gun, maybe something like a colt.

Chanel and Billy are shocked and they look like Mona Lisa in the face, completely frozen. Suddenly Jacob says: “I need something to drink, or maybe something to eat, a plate with some salad and carrots could be good! I just need some knives.”

Travel writing

Brendan is on his way to Anfield, and on his way he sees a canary. It’s lunchtime and Brendan is hungry. He only has a few minutes to get something to eat, so he goes to Burger King. The sun is shining, at and all the women have Chanel lipsticks on so they looks like Mona Lisa. Brendan walks through the graveyard, when he sees a door with a sign on. The sign says, “Do not enter”. Brendan walks in, and sees the grave of John F. Kennedy. Brendan walks out again, while he eating his burger. Brendan is angry, because I he said I didn’t want to have tomato’s and cucumbers in his burger. On a bench on the graveyard there is a man reading a book called “Billy Elliot”. Billy Elliot walks through a hardware store to buy a lighter, so he can smoke a cigarette the rest of the way. Suddenly a man gets shot in the middle of the road, and perpetrator runs against Brendan. He has a Dessert Eagle in his hand. 

Travel Writing

Travel writing – Writing game 6

“The place where we came from was very poor. The only crops who could grow there was poppies, from which heroin was produced.

We fled from there in a wooden cart, only bringing knives, pots and light bulbs. We brought only what was absolutely necessary for our survival on the trip to our new homeland. On our way, we stole crops from fields, mainly potatoes and carrots.”

The crowd listened excited to the man speaking. The man I was supposed to meet was a very special man. He had come from a poor region to this metropolis and built an empire. When he first got here he got multiple jobs. In the day he worked at a KFC and after midnight he drove a taxi. The pay was not very good, but as the subway in the town was horrible there were a lot of people riding taxis instead.

Sometimes he would take a walk in the pedestrian way, and one day he overheard a conversation about rare birds. He only heard a few words, but there was no way of misunderstanding it. The words he had heard were “Stolen … Crested ibis, Honduran emerald, Bald eagle … Da Vinci, Abraham Lincoln”.

He wondered what they meant, but only a few days later he heard about a heist in a museum. There was a bounty on the stolen goods. He read that the thieves had stolen the birds, the painting “The last supper” by Da Vinci and a sculpture of the famous American president Abraham Lincoln. The thieves had threatened the guards at the exit with a glock and disappeared into the crowd at a Freddie Mercury concert. The guards could not stop them.

The man started to hunt down the thieves in order to get the bounty. He wanted it to be able to start his own company. Soon, he got a hint on where to find the stolen goods and he managed to retrieve them. Using the bounty, he founded his own company, a printing house. The first book he got permission to print was Christopher Paulini’s “Eragon”. It turned out to be a huge success and the company continued to grow.

Anne og Trine

”What are your plans for tomorrow? I asked.
“Not really anything, you?” Natalie answered.
“Nothing at all. Do you want to do something together?
“Sure.”

We agreed on going to museum where Mona Lisa was. But first we went to a restaurant, because my daughter said: “Mum, I’m hungry.” It was also dinnertime. As we are a very healthy family, we ordered cucumbers and carrots. As we were at the restaurant, I read a newspaper where it said that the big politician Nelson Mandela was dead and my friend Natalie read the book “Fifty shades.” We had also agreed that we would go to the cinema and watch the movie “Black swan”.  Suddenly we heard a bang, and I am sure the bang came from a rifle. We thought they had a shot a bird, probably a blackbird or a plaice or something. But in all, the restaurant was very cozy with candlesticks. We could see they fried our vegetables on a pan and a little while after the waiter came with a can filled with coca cola and ice cubes.
After we left the restaurant, my daughter was still hungry. So I grabbed a mars bar and the rest of the Pringles I had left in my Chanel bag. But I understand her, because all she got for breakfast at home was Kellogs.
It was quite a nightmare to find the cinema; we had rented a car, which was a black Mercedes. After we had driven 30 miles in the wrong direction, there was a sign where it said stop because the road later would become a one way road, so we had to make a u-turn. When we finally got to the cinema, there was a sign were it said: do not enter. My daughter was getting impatient and she had stomach ache because she had eaten too many Pringles and she was crying.
Then we went to the hotel room, from where we could see the Eiffel tower. My daughter had also begged me to come with her up in the Eiffel tower, but unfortunately I was very scared of heights and there was my line. I said no.
We ordered some panodils and a glass of water at the room service, so the pain would stop. After we had ordered room service, there went 2 minutes and then the room service was there. My daughter thought he was really hot. 

Travel story

·      1 conversation between adults
Woman: “Fuck me in my but”
Man: “No it smells like shit”
Woman: “Because it is shit”

·      Something said by a child
-I like ice-cream!

·      3 names of birds (species)
-Bullfinch
-Big horned owl
-Goose

·      2 brand names for food
-Extra
-Coop

·      Text from 3 signs
-Vejen
-STOP
-One way!

·      The name of a planet or a star
-Venus

·      The name of a lipstick
-Viva Glam

·      1 time of day (High noon, night, lunch time, 2:30 p.m. etc.)
-Lunch time

·      The title of a book
- ” Hi, Koo!: A Year of Seasons” Børnebog 3år-5år

·      The title of a painting

-Mona Lisa - Leonardo da Vinci

·      The name of a dead politician
- John F. Kennedy

·      2 types of vegetables
-Cucumber
-Carrot
Cauliflower

·      3 items from a hardware store (what we in Danish call an “isenkræmmer”)
-light bold
-Parking disc
-Casserole

·      A type of gun (Colt, Winchester, etc.)
-AK47

      

      Story

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Thomas comes into the living room, yelling we’re to Nigeria; I won three tickets in a contest on the radio.

The family of 3, is at the airport, Daniela is going together with the son Rasmus. Rasmus is asking his mother, if he can get an ice cream.  The family boards the plane, but just as they sat down, a bullfinch crashes at the window and splatters. Rasmus begins crying and runs towards the exit sign. Thomas tells his son that they’re going to Venus, and Rasmus seems confused, but then Daniela tells Rasmus that his father is just fucking with him.

The plane starts flying and just as they reached the optimal attitude, Thomas tells her wife, Daniella, that it is lunch time and right after winks at her. Daniella grabs Thomas hand and help him up, Thomas can barely go through the plane because his stomach reaches the seats on both sites. They get to the toilet, and Daniella asks Thomas “Wanna fuck me in the butt?”, which Thomas replies “No it smells like shit” and Daniella quickly responds “Because it is shit”, they both laugh and begin fucking, and while fucking Daniela burst out “God dammit I forgot my Viva Glam at the airport”. 

As the parents come back, both covered in sweat, they see Rasmus reading “Hi Koo”, they look at him and both think how they could raise such a faggot.

They land in Nigeria, where the first thing they see as the exit the airport is a shop, where they buy a Cauli-flower, which looks like John F. Kennedy. 

They get to the Hotel were they see a statue in front which resembles a Big horned Owl. They unpack, and go to the restaurant, which has a picture of Mona Lisa, on the Wall. Daniella Unpacks her Coop edibles and their “X-tra” Marie Biscuits. The restaurant owner sees Rasmus shove a carrot up his ass and quickly grips his Ak-47, which he first shoots the light bulbs above the family’s head while yelling “Allah ackbar!!”

Daniel A., Rasmus A., Thomas 

thoughts

Shall i love you on a hot day

My love is an art and youre new start

Youre love to you is fair but i will not press save

The thing i will save is what i wrote

Simon sonata 1

Shakespeare story

1 syllable story

He loves her with all his heart, and thinks she is fair. The sun is too hot and then it’s too cold, but she will still be loved. The text he wrote is not of her, but of his cool text. She will be fair ‘till she fades, and then his text will still live on.